Dominic, please don’t eat mummy’s slipper.
Dominic, please don’t eat mummy.
Dominic, please don’t eat your cot.
Dominic, please don’t eat the fireguard.
Dominic, please don’t eat the carpet.
Dominic, please don’t eat the piano … or the piano stool.
Dominic, please don’t eat Mr gorilla’s arm (torn from a pop-up book).
Dominic, please don’t eat poor parrot’s tail (torn from the same book).
Dominic please don’t eat your book.
Dominic, please don’t eat the chair.
Dominic, please don’t eat daddy.
October 9, 2008...9:43 pm
Things I’ve said this week to my teething son:
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